No Christmas Music Yet!

Dear Retailers,

Playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving does not make me want to buy things. It actually makes me want to leave your store.

In fact, no one even reference the holidays yet. Don't trim trees. Don't hang decorations. I'm still fishing through Halloween pictures, thankyouverymuch.

Well, I'll amend that. One person gets to do Christmas right now. And it's this guy, the one who strung lights on the house below. The house on the right, you celebrate-early people.

You get a sense-of-humor free pass, buddy.

This picture was emailed to me, but now that I'm looking at it all big-like, I'm going to say FailBlog was the site that found it. Kudos to you, guys. Way to make this pre-Christmas netherworld suck less.