eBay WTF of the Day - The Hair Hat is Watching You, Jay Leno

This head reminds me of Flavenka (of the Drag Queen Remains).

Doesn't she look bemused? I'll tell you why she's bemused.

1. She's wearing a hair hat, which she obviously doesn't need as, unlike some less fortunate disembodied heads, she already has hair.

2. It's not even a cool animal hair hat.

3. The hair hat doesn't match her hair. You might as well put this hair hat on Jay Leno.

4. She's watching Jay Leno. WTF?

Hair Hat's Open Letter to Jay Leno:

Dear Jay,

How delightful that you've returned to late night. That's great for you. One issue, though: you have this new segment called "Stuff We Found on eBay," below, which is basically The eBay WTF of the Day with a less catchy name. You're doing stuff other than fashion, which has always been Annie's focus (as she started the column back when she worked at StyleDash), but you know what? It was still her idea. And Jay, I'm watching you. I will come after you for a minimum bid of $9.99 plus shipping. Sleep with one eye open. I'm from New Jersey. Love, Hair Hat.

All right, all right, you're funny. I'm glad the pin sold.

Photo via deblocal701@ebay.