'American Idol:' Top 10 Nice Things to Say

For as much attention that goes to American Idol stars, equal amounts shine on its losers. Part of the appeal of the smash-hit series has been to mock the delusional, and devour the judges' nasty comments. Before the season premiere, I'd never actually watched the show — apart from YouTube and news clips of guys like anomaly sensation Sanjaya. My understanding was, that while surely the cream would rise and a winner be crowned, most of the fun in between was about having a laugh — at someone.

So, when I tuned in for Season 9 auditions on Tuesday night in Boston, and Wednesday night in Atlanta, I got exactly what I expected: a mix of extremely earnest mediocre singers, a sprinkling of raw talent and masses of others so deluded, that I can only imagine they've shown up on a dare. By the same token, the judges, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi and guest hosts Victoria Beckham and Mary J. Blige, all very much lived up to my expectations — eye rolling, fits of laughter and dismissive comments. What pleasantly surprised me though, was the genuine kindness, enthusiasm and encouragement that came from the same panel — even the notoriously biting Simon.

Tonic's top 10 kind words from the Boston and Atlanta auditions:

1. "One of the best I've seen here in Boston." --Randi to Leah Laurenti

2. "You look a little bit nervous, but, I like that you know." --Victoria to Maddie Curtis

3. "In a strange way, it was my favorite audition of the day. Because I like you. I think you're very sincere. And, I like the idea that this show can give people like you a break." --Simon to Amadeo Dirocco

4. "She's a ballsy girl to come in here in that get-up." --Kara to Holly Harden

5. "I hope I'm not premature ... she could go to Hollywood. That was the best vocal I heard. It was just dope; that was beautiful to me." --Mary to Mallory Haley

6. "I think she's a tiger. I love her." --Victoria to Jennifer Hirsch

7. "Some people have got it ... and i think you may have it." --Simon to Ashley Rodriguez

8. "Tyler, you rock, and you're going to Hollywood." --Kara to Tyler Grady

9. "Listen, this, so far of all the cities, best vocals we've seen yet. You've got skills. This kid is hot sauce. You're the real deal." --Randy to Jermaine Sellers

10. "I'm gonna remember you." --Kara to Justin Williams Image courtesy Wikipedia