'The Bachelor:' Top One-Liners

We’re four episodes into The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love and Jake isn’t wasting any time on whittling down the numbers to find that special one. In fact, he was so sure about who wouldn’t be his wife that he opted to burn a rose rather than give one out, and had host Chris Harrison take yet another rose away during the ceremony.

The show never lacks in questionable scripted moments. Case in point: Jake and Gia playing hide-and-seek in a vineyard with literally no place to hide. Or when the two shared their first kiss after a one-on-one game of spin the bottle (wouldn’t I kill to see him play the game with all the girls … now that would be interesting). And of course, it’s always fun to try to place bets on which uttered lines were fed from producers as opposed to those spoken from the heart.  Here’s a list of the episodes ten most interesting lines. Which ones do you think were real?  "I am ready to get my relationship with Jake rolling down the highway of love."  --Ella

"In ninth grade they used to call me “Mr. Dateless.”  --Jake

"And I want a pig. I want a pot-bellied pig."  --Gia

"I love dirty girls."  --Jake

"I had sand in every single crevice of my body."  --Ashleigh

"He looks very sexy in his lumberjack get-up."  --Ali

"If he doesn’t make the right decisions, then God help him because he’s gonna need it."  --Ella

"Do I have to give out two more roses?"  --Jake

"How could he look at her and think she could be his wife? How the f**k could he look at her and think that?"  --Ali

"Vienna over me? Really? Are you kidding me? Are you f**king kidding me? That’s awesome."  --Ashleigh

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