Courtney Love Is Designing — Hide Your Children

The walking circus that is Courtney Love might soon have one more attraction under its big top: tops. That’s right, Courtney’s apparently going to try her hand at designing a fashion line. Or so says (“tweeted,” whatevs) her disproportionately-aged playmate, Peaches Geldof, daughter of Live Aid creator Bob Geldof. Her full name, by the way, according to Wikipedia, is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof. And, really, how could Court resist hanging out with someone with a name like that?

Peaches, Grazia Daily reports, tucked into some chocolate cake with lady Love during their overnight stay together, complete with a "hotel room fashion show" of Courtney’s designs.

Since the whole "kinderwhore" look left with the last scraps of flannel during grunge, we’d bet the look will be Malibu meets Madonna The English Roses -era look with just enough slutty secretary thrown in for good measure.

Or not.

But for all you haters who think Love is just a washed up tweaker with bad debts and a list of feuds with randoms (Ryan Adams? Kelly Ripa?), the woman has almost always owned it in style department. And not so little anymore Frances Bean Cobain seems to have inherited mom’s fashion sense too, so there’s at least one customer right there for Courtney. Two if Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof doesn’t get her credit cards taken away.

[Grazia]