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Later Doppelgangers, Urban Dictionary is Here

urban_dictionary.jpgJust when you finally figured out who your celebrity Doppelganger is a new Facebook trend bursts upon the scene. Who cares what famous person you look like? Or what color your bra is for that matter. This week everyone, on Facebook that is, wants to know what your name means — according to Urban Dictionary. How to play you ask? Simply search your first name on the site then paste the definition to your Facebook status.

For anyone who's spent even the briefest time trolling the slang reference guide knows that definitions run the gamut from plain old boring to never-to-be-uttered-again vulgar. In between, however, are countless amusing definitions to words you've heard of and words you haven't. Did you know there was such a thing as "vaguebooking?" Definition: "An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help." Now you know what to call it, because you know you've seen it.

So, amidst all the Oscar buzz this morning, we thought it befitting (and a wonderful way to pass the time) to look up the first names of the 10 best actor and actress nominees.

Our findings are below, and more often than not, shockingly befitting:

Sandra (Bullock)A Sandra, especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest and passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!

Helen (Mirren) A girl who is awesome in all her ways. She is fly and skilled beyond belief. Everyone else is jealous of her good looks.

Carey (Mulligan) Sometimes a male. Is generally sweet, regardless of sex. An excellent partner to have in a relationship. He/or she will never cheat on his/or her partner. Anyone who meets a person named "Carey" will certainly be blessed by his/or her genuinely lovable presence.

Gabourey (Sidibe) Yet to be defined. Gabourey, get on that! Might we suggest, "An amazingly talented, beautiful and moving actress. And, possible Oscar-winner."

Meryl (Streep) Meryl is a total betty. Not only does she look good, she is extremly intelligent. She is awesome and by awesome i mean totally sweet. You can't do much better than a Meryl.

(Not surprisingly, the second definition is this: The first name of an incredible actress. Gabourey, not a bad idea either.)

Jeff (Bridges)A fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall and thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there).

George (Clooney)A great good looking guy, sometimes cocky-er than should be. Highly intelligent and educated. Hot physique, acts sometimes like he doesn't care but deep inside he is very cuddly like a teddy bear. Ever guy wishes he was George.

Colin (Firth)A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis..

Morgan (Freeman)A sexy male Pirate always in search of booty.

Jeremy (Renner)A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect."

 

  
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