eBay WTF of the Day - Halloween FAIL

This is unacceptable. You can call it a butterfly all you want. You can even repeatedly claim it is "so life like." I got news for you.

Number one: Here are the Google Image Search results for "brown butterfly." Similarities to this costume: Not. Many.

Number two: I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but it is pretty much never okay to send your child to school as, or dress your child at all as ... at the risk of sounding indelicate ... a piece of poop with wings.

Ugh. There. I said it. You know you were thinking it, too. WTF, $5 poop costume?

Photo via sarassmile@ebay.