eBay WTF of the Day - Better Tails than Heads

Okay. Is mink-tails-on-a-shirt like, a normal thing that I don't know about? Hang on.

I just Googled "mink tail shirt" and only got a picture of a teddy bear and some scantily clad girl. No dice with Bing, either. This shirt is an official WTF.

I suppose a trail of tails is better than a trail of heads ... but I keep picturing the entire minks, nibbling at the neckline. Also, the listing says "over 30 mink tails." WTF?? You didn't count them? They were individual beings! In addition to this hard slap in the face for mink-kind, the posting boasts "thousands of nicely-sewn beads and sequinns."

Listen up, junktiquesetc. I don't care if they're nicely sewn. I don't believe there are "thousands," and you misspelled "sequins." And your shirt is covered in mink butts. For $99.99, I just can't fathom that this is anyone's best choice. This is a shirt made of mink leftovers, and a fabric I can only imagine must have been intended for a tablecloth in Colonial days.

Do minks have regeneration? What if a mink grows back? ... Refund? WTF.

Photo via junktiquesetc@ebay.