eBay WTF of the Day - Bunny Vest, Many Breasts

What the frak is this?

Dubiously listed under Women's Suits, Jackets & Outfits (none of which it is), this Figueroa vest shoe designer unusual one of a kind has totally blown our minds. Never before has blanched insulation looked so darn sexy.

I mean, we count at least three padded breasts on this thing, and more breasts is good, right?

Oh Jesus, let's get to the bottom of this. Okay. The listing says this:

"This vest was created by a shoe designer Figueroa. He made this vest for an auction for a fund raiser held at Bob Ellis in Atlanta. The owner of the store started Fashion Cares and this was the first auction. Designers that he carried in his shoe store made vests even though they were not clothing designers. I bid on this one. It has netting over batting and a real cute bunny tail tie in the back. This would be for a small person, or as a collectible item."

I'm angry now, seller mvnloot. Why? Because there's no picture of the bunny tail. Show me the bunny! It might make sense ... well, if it were a suit, and not a vest. There is simply no room in anyone's closet for a lumpy bunny vest. There is no purpose for such a thing. None. Don't argue.

Seriously though, WTF? Did you shrink this? Is that why it's "for a small person"? Why can't I find the shoe designer Figueroa online, and do his shoes come with asbestos warnings, too?

WTF.

Photo by mvnloot@eBay.