eBay WTF of the Day: Chotch Radiation

Shut. Up.

What if this is the back??

Whichever side it is, these tie dye pants are 90 percent ridonkulous and 10 percent indicative of disease. You know how brightly colored fish and small reptiles tend to be poisonous? This is like telling the natural world "Beware my nether regions. You will get bit. And die."

We have no issue with the fact that these pants also send out the signals "gay" (not that there's anything wrong with that, but this is indisputably rainbow-colored), "hippie" and "batdung crazy," but all together? This is a recipe for disaster worse than paste and fire.

Why are they batdung crazy? They are tie dye rainbow capris with chotch radiation. (Or worse. If this is the back.) We encourage you to picture these on anyone you've ever seen and try to make them look cool in your mind. You can't do it can you? You can't do it unless you're deluded or Batman.

And Batman ain't shoppin' on no eBay for no $2 pants. As far as we know. WTF?

Image by missjunkaholic@ebay.