eBay WTF of the Day - Denim Disaster

I know this weather makes a lot of y'all want to get out your denim jackets, and I have no problem with that, in theory ... but this is definitely an issue.

Denim jackets are something that really have to be done right. Just a slightly wrong seam and you are irreparably blasted to an uncool decade. This jacket, on the other hand, blasts you to fashion Hell, and then decorates your lifeless remains for spite. With embroidery. On your hopefully-not-bare-midriff. ...:::shudder:::...

I'm pretty sure our moms dressed us up in crap like this when it was Country Western Day at school or maybe for the awkward horror that was the gym class square dancing concert, and yeah, maybe it looked cute back then, but this is a grownup size M. It features various black and white plaids, pink plaids with black ... I don't know what to call that ... three dimensional fleur-de-lis trim, and a striking "it don't matter if you're black or white" collar.That's an awful lot going on. I can't think of any jacket that could stand up to that.

If you're over denim jackets right now anyway, I encourage you to go to your closet, find one you don't care about, cut it up and decorate it -- as this seller obviously did with this 90s-denim-meets-school-librarian-meets-goth-homemaker debacle. See if you can make one crazier than this. Then sell it on eBay. I dare you. And I'll find it. WTF!

Photo via buyfrombarbi@eBay.