eBay WTF of the Day: Find Out How Hot Your Man Is

So, you knew your boyfriend was handsome. In fact, everyone knew it. Now, thanks to the wonders of eBay, you can find out exactly how hot he is.

Check out this working thermometer tie clasp. That's right. All your "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" questions have been answered. You can be like, "Is it hot in here, or ... wait, lemme check something ... nope, it's just my boyfriend."

"It does work," says the listing.

I feel this has a lot more uses than just "tie clasp."

Some ideas include:

Clip it onto hostages to see if they're getting too freaked out. Lie detector tie clasp (almost as accurate as a polygraph). Clip it to the bangs of your sick child for a constant fever update. In a restaurant, remove it from your boyfriend to check the temp of the food you've been served. Keep it in your purse and clip it on potential dates.

If a man can't raise a tie clasp by two degrees, how can you expect him to be a loving father? You can't. This item rocks. $9.99 of pure WTF genius.

 

Photo by ab609 via eBay.