Kanye's PSA: Don't Drink, Kids

September 14

Kanye's PSA: Don't Drink, Kids

Jesus walks, but Kanye drinks.

If you were living under a rock last night, you didn't see Kanye West make a fool out of himself (yet again) at MTV's Video Music Awards. (Seriously, if you didn't see him interrupt a 17-year-old's acceptance speech to extol the virtues of Beyonce's booty shaking, you can see it here.)

Naturally, the Internet is abuzz this morning on what could possibly make Kanye act like such a fool beyond, you know, that he always does something dumb in public. Our friends at BuzzFeed have the answer: He polished off a bottle of Hennessey before the show.

That's a lot of alcohol, my friends.

BuzzFeed does a breakdown of the whole shebang: red carpet all the way to the embarrassing moment. But we think this picture tells the tale:

Oh, Kanye. It turns out you are super smart. You were just showing the kiddies what a dumb ass* you look like when you binge drink.

Thanks for the PSA, Louis Vuitton Don.

*Note: The founder of Tonic says it's OK to say "dumb ass" on Tonic. I did ask. :)

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