I Know What Jack Nicholson Did Last Summer

He was busy having the time of his life!

While you're freaking out over Twitter.com crashing for an entire day, and what that means for humanity (hint: we live) he's putting many of you to shame. Including me. This is the summer I'm looking for.

A septuagenarian who has led a rather eccentric Hollywood lifestyle even when those of his era have long since chilled out is partying like a rock star in some of the world's most beautiful resort towns. Maybe it's the afterglow of his beloved Lakers' return to championship form following their magnificent win this year — or maybe he's just taking the time to smell the proverbial roses, but either way he's not checking off items from his Bucket List, the once-married father of five is living it up!

The three-time Oscar winner was first spotted in late July frolicking on a yacht in the French Riviera with a few extra inches around his waistline. Later he was seen floating on his belly in the Mediterranean. After his swim, he chugged several beers on the group's rented yacht. "Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world," Nicholson has said.

It hasn't stopped his prowess with the young ladies. Check out that dance of seduction in the picture! Older men are not typically seen doing the limbo, but there was Nicholson, dancing up a storm in early August. The seven-time Golden Globe winner still knows how to get his groove on.

Talk about multitasking.

"I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor," Nicholson said during an interview for 2002's About Schmidt. "I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30s. Most of the people who wrote that, who thought they were younger than me, are now bald and wrinkled."

Nicholson has a history of being attracted to younger women, including a romance with actress Lara Flynn Boyle, and he had a longtime relationship with Anjelica Huston.

"Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger," Nicholson once said at a 2003 premiere for his film Something's Gotta Give.

Nicholson told The Guardian in 2008, "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one."

He makes it look so easy!

Photo courtesy of wenn.com.