New Moon Premiere: Review of the Best Twilight Fan Posters

Dear Twilight fans: In your attempt to catch Robert Pattinson's and Taylor Lautner's eyes, y'all created some funny signs. New Moon premiere pictures, baby! Here are the best fan signs we saw or heard about:

10. "Imprint Me" (Yay Alex! Way to interact, buddy.)

9. "No Stalking The Pattinson"

8.  Team Jacob Cause Real Men Don't Sparkle

Hat tip: @marcmalkin via @RobPattzNews

(We wish we could find a picture of this one. Anybody have it? Tweet it to @tonicnews.)

7.  "Team Whatever I Can Get"

6. "Alice Knew I'd Be Here"

5. "If Rob Was President He'd Be BABEraham Lincoln" (Who doesn't love a Wayne's World shout-out?)

4. "We Support The Cullen Diet! ... Eat Us!" (Not sure this one makes sense with the whole vegetarian vampire thing, but we enjoy the attempt.)

3. "Look At Me!"  (You have to appreciate the simplicity. Does anyone know if this worked?)2. "Don't Judge Us!"  (We're not, ladies. We totally understand that Robert Pattinson is a drug.)  1. "RPattz Doesn't Bowl Strikes; He Knocks 1 Down And The Other 9 FAINT!"

A special shout-out to Twifans and Cullen Boys Anonymous... we know the bowling sign and the Cullensicles were all you!

Red carpet photos courtesy Getty Images.