Perez Hilton: His 'American Idol' Pitch

We reported about the possibility of Perez Hilton taking Simon Cowell's place as judge on American Idol late last week. (For the record, Cowell said he thought it could work.)

But we never heard the Queen of All Media make the case himself.  Thanks to our friends at Funny Or Die, we get to watch that right now.

In the style of a political ad, the Queen does his snarky thang. The best part? His two cents on Randy and Kara. (He's "energetically neutral" and she can "breath and take up space," respectively. Ha! Maybe he would be good at this job.)

Fair warning: It's Perez, so don't watch this at work. Or around your grandmother. He's got a not-so-PC tongue.