Steven Tyler Leaving Aerosmith: 10 Suggested Replacements

Okay, fine. We know Steven Tyler says he's not leaving Aerosmith. Big misunderstanding, right? But contingency plans are a virtue, my friends. So, I present this Tonic List...

The Top 10 People Who Should Replace Steven Tyler In Aerosmith.

10. Larry BirdIt's takes a Boston icon to replace a Boston icon.9. David Lee Roth or Sammy HagarWhichever one Van Halen's not using.8. MC HammerHe could use the work ... and something to tweet about.7. Liv TylerBecause Liv and her daddy look freakishly alike and no one would notice the difference. 6. Stephen BaldwinHe's just as mouthy as Steven Tyler. 5. Steven SeagalHe does high kicks just as well as Steven Tyler. 4. Steven SpielbergCause his name is Stephen?3. Stephen ColbertWait, this one isn't a play on the Stephen/Steven name. We're serious. It takes an American hero to bring Aerosmith back from the dead.2. JanieCause she's got a gun.1. Adam LambertCause he's the only one who could really do it.

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