TGIF From TDB: Slumdog High Rollers, Best Job in the World

I'm going to skip over those rumors of airplane bathroom tolls and withering humanities and get you straight to better stories of the day. See how the slumdog may become the comfortdog, read about a resilient survivor (twice over) and throw your hat in, last minute, for the best job in the world. TGIF, from TDB.

Life imitating art. Who Wants To Be A Slumdog Millionaire? Indian children stand to win big. Waste not. (Human waste not.) Pollution warnings you may not have thought of. Second … um, third chance at life. Disability doesn't stop this mermaid from thriving under the sea. Remember that "Best Job in the World" we told you about? Applications flood in at the 11th hour. Keeping Idol hopes alive. Much-loved couple keeps gratitude clear. So long censorship. A somber allowance respects lost soldiers. Mind your own beeswax. It's good for you. Oooh! Good news for us coffeephiles!