'The Bachelor:' Love Clouded One-Liners

Last night's rose ceremony left only four ladies standing on The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love. And, as Jake Pavelka closes in on finding his potential bride-to-be, it seems love is increasingly clouding the minds of those vying for his affections. Our favorite nonsensical moments of last night's episode:

“I felt like it was my turn to show you my home away-from-home: my neighborhood.”  --Ali

“Just because I’m a virgin doesn’t mean I’m not in touch with my sensual side.”  --Corrie

“It's not about sex appeal. It's about heart appeal.”  --Jake

“I feel like I’ve never used my feet before.”  --Tenley

“I could see us getting engaged ... and finding love.”  --Gia

"You suck at life."  --Ali

"I think while Gia's around, I'm gonna pretend that she's not even around... It's all in the name of love." --Vienna

“He stood in front of all of us and said, 'I'm falling for all of you.'"  --Tenley to Ali

To which Ali replied, “I guess when I hear him say that I think he’s talking to like, me ... and many one or two other people.”

“I think if me and Jake had been dating just each other, and he hadn’t been dating four other women, that things would have definitely been different."  --Corrie

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