The Brief, April 8: Monkey Love, Trashy Art

Happy Hump-Day, humble readers! How's your style-radar faring this Wednesday? Surely you're hip to the hottest fashion to be unveiled this week ... but have you given some attention to horsey hairstyles and designer eyeballs? How about the sexiest trash to hit museum floors this season? Or the maternal Material Girl's all-too-attractive goodwill? Tune in to today's sassy headlines. You deserve the break.

For you equine-loving fans of fashion. An all-too-common breed, no? Two more down, 46 to go. Chivalry? Or bribery? (Or the primate oldest profession ...?) Obama's cool-off plan. More rare than cicadas. A Jewish prayer 28 years worth waiting for. Fair or not? I do love a world of options. Behold the Eyeborg. Despite disappointment, Madonna channels her goodwill to her family's homeland. Trashy museum all the rage. Big Apple = Homoheaven!