Not that Chuck Norris has ever needed any help, or more fans for that matter, but ever since the young Justin Bieber has taken a shine to the notorious bad ass, we've been reminded of just how much we could all use a little "I can face the world and kick its butt" pick-me-up.
And, since you can't Google Chuck Norris, we've selected our favorite top 10 Chuck Norris facts as found on Chuck Norris Facts, of course.
10. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.9. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. 8. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 7. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.6. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) .5. Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 4. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.3. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes. 2. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books; the words assemble themselves out of fear.1. It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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