For as much attention that goes to American Idol stars, equal amounts shine on its losers. Part of the appeal of the smash-hit series has been to mock the delusional, and devour the judges’ nasty comments. Before the season premiere, I’d never actually watched the show — apart from YouTube and news clips of guys like anomaly sensation Sanjaya. My understanding was, that while surely the cream would rise and a winner be crowned, most of the fun in between was about having a laugh — at someone.
So, when I tuned in for Season 9 auditions on Tuesday night in Boston, and Wednesday night in Atlanta, I got exactly what I expected: a mix of extremely earnest mediocre singers, a sprinkling of raw talent and masses of others so deluded, that I can only imagine they’ve shown up on a dare. By the same token, the judges, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi and guest hosts Victoria Beckham and Mary J. Blige, all very much lived up to my expectations — eye rolling, fits of laughter and dismissive comments. What pleasantly surprised me though, was the genuine kindness, enthusiasm and encouragement that came from the same panel — even the notoriously biting Simon.
Tonic’s top 10 kind words from the Boston and Atlanta auditions:
1. “One of the best I’ve seen here in Boston.” –Randi to Leah Laurenti
2. “You look a little bit nervous, but, I like that you know.” –Victoria to Maddie Curtis
3. “In a strange way, it was my favorite audition of the day. Because I like you. I think you’re very sincere. And, I like the idea that this show can give people like you a break.” –Simon to Amadeo Dirocco
4. “She’s a ballsy girl to come in here in that get-up.” –Kara to Holly Harden
5. “I hope I’m not premature … she could go to Hollywood. That was the best vocal I heard. It was just dope; that was beautiful to me.” –Mary to Mallory Haley
6. “I think she’s a tiger. I love her.” –Victoria to Jennifer Hirsch
7. “Some people have got it … and i think you may have it.” –Simon to Ashley Rodriguez
8. “Tyler, you rock, and you’re going to Hollywood.” –Kara to Tyler Grady
9. “Listen, this, so far of all the cities, best vocals we’ve seen yet. You’ve got skills. This kid is hot sauce. You’re the real deal.” –Randy to Jermaine Sellers
10. “I’m gonna remember you.” –Kara to Justin Williams
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