We’re big fans of bacon over at the Smile File, because truthfully, when has bacon ever not made you smile? We were feeling nostalgic for our bacon blogs of yore, so we searched to the ends of the Internet’s piggy farms to see what’s new in bacon. Voila! A list of the best bacon products:
1. Bacon Floss
Perfect for getting bacon bits out of your back teeth. Thanks Archie McPhee for this photo and for the product.
2. Baconnaise
Like mayo, but better because there’s bacon in it. Thank you J&D’s. Your slogan — Everything should taste like bacon — touches us in a special place.
3. Bacon and Maple lollipops
Like breakfast — without the eggs. Very smart Lollyphile.
4. Bacon and Cheese Popcorn
Suddenly this air-popped diet food doesn’t seem so calorie-free after all. And yet, it tastes better. Thank you Kernel Encore.
5. “WWBD” Decision Spinner
I’ve always wondered what bacon would do if not tasting like the best food ever. This decision spinner may not be quite as awesome as the “Jump to Conclusions” mat, but it is certainly way more yummy. It’s another winner from Archie McPhee.
