Well, isn’t this an attractive boot?
Answer: No.
Is it at least comfortable?
No. The top screws off and it holds booze.
Awesome.
Truly, this “Boot Decanter” is a wonder. I spent many a good ol’ day at Gasthof’s in Nordeast Minneapolis (a real place) drinking beer out of boot-shaped pitchers, but this takes the concept to a cartoon Scandinavian level (also a real place). The wooden lid looks like a hockey puck with a hole in it, and the rest of it looks like a comic book rendering of a professional sportsman or Nordic hiker.
“Make a good conversation piece in a bar” says the listing, but I think we all know that you’ll get thrown out of most bars for bringing your own boot of liquor. That’s a bad conversation. In fact, I would say this boot is exceptionally unsuited to smuggling booze. Why you have a giant boot sticking out of your coat or purse is always going to come into question, and the only way off the hook will be to say that it’s your prosthetic; you’re just not wearing it.
And unless that’s true, you’re totally a jerk for claiming so.
And if it is true, and you really have one leg and use a decanter as a prosthetic, I don’t know how to help you.
This all reeks of terrorism. WTF?
Photos by vuko1 via eBay.