Snowmaggedden is upon us. Certainly there are icicles hanging from mustaches everywhere. Seems time for a mustache warmer, so let us introduce Beard Heads!
“Beard Head will protect your head from the cold and keep your upper lip and chin toasty warm,” the manufacturer tells us, “much like a real beard would!”
Well, Amen to that.
The pitch on their website continues…
“Beard Head knit beard caps combine the comfort and warmth of a traditional knit cap with the amazing styling of having a massive beard and moustache growing on your face! What person could pass up the incredible opportunity to sport his or her very own beard! We know we couldn’t!”
We certainly can’t.
Honestly, a hat for a face and a mustache. What will they think of next? Mustache mugs?
Photo courtesy LazyBoneUK