Okay, fine. We know Steven Tyler says he’s not leaving Aerosmith. Big misunderstanding, right? But contingency plans are a virtue, my friends. So, I present this Tonic List…
The Top 10 People Who Should Replace Steven Tyler In Aerosmith.
10. Larry Bird
It’s takes a Boston icon to replace a Boston icon.
9. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar
Whichever one Van Halen’s not using.
8. MC Hammer
He could use the work … and something to tweet about.
7. Liv Tyler
Because Liv and her daddy look freakishly alike and no one would notice the difference.
6. Stephen Baldwin
He’s just as mouthy as Steven Tyler.
5. Steven Seagal
He does high kicks just as well as Steven Tyler.
4. Steven Spielberg
Cause his name is Stephen?
3. Stephen Colbert
Wait, this one isn’t a play on the Stephen/Steven name. We’re serious. It takes an American hero to bring Aerosmith back from the dead.
2. Janie
Cause she’s got a gun.
1. Adam Lambert
Cause he’s the only one who could really do it.
Were we wrong? Have suggestions on someone else? Tweet it to us @tonicnews.
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