Don’t look at me like that, I didn’t make up his name. Everyone loved Boner (aka Richard Stabone), Kirk Cameron’s character’s loyal, meathead friend on Growing Pains. In the wake of the recent tragedy in Vancouver, it’s a good time to celebrate his life by enjoying his best quotes. We loved you Andrew — thank you for making us laugh, and we wish you a peaceful rest.
The Best Bonerisms of All Time:
Boner: Mike, a voice just came out of the radiator and it sounded a lot like God … Mike: [referring to handyman working in the basement] No, Boner, that’s Jimmy. Boner: You call Him Jimmy? [walks downstairs angrily] Boner: : Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here? Jason: Boner, is your voice coming from your armpit? Boner: : Yes.Boner: Oh, man, what an opportunity. Have you ever seen a girl after a Springsteen
concert? They turn into wild animals.
Mike: Boner! Good to see you man. Hey hey. What’s that on your face?
Boner: This? A moustache.
Mike: A moustache! It wasn’t there last week.
Boner: I’m Italian.
Mike: No, no, it’s drawn on!
Boner: It’s not drawn on. It’s Axel. It’s a jungle of hair.
Boner: Wow, that must be great to find two women who’ll share you like that.
Mike: Boner they don’t know. Don’t be so stupid.
Boner: I’m stupid! You’ve got a date with two girls, and I’m stupid? I am stupid.
Eddie: Boner, give him your best line.
Boner: You look her in the eye and you say, you got needs, I got needs, why should we both
be needy on a night like this.
Carol: Hi, Boner. How come you’re not dancing?
Boner: I am.
Carol: I mean with somebody.
Boner: Well, I don’t know.
Boner: Hey did you guys notice something? Rich people go to the bathroom in groups.
Jason: Boner, am I keeping you from something?
Boner: No, I just came in here because I figured there’d be no girls in the boys’ bathroom.
Jason: Me too.
Coach Graham Lubbock: Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone.
Boner: ‘Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned.
Image via IndependentFeatures on YouTube. Sources: IMDB, great-quotes.com, sztradeast.com.