Happy Hump-Day, humble readers! How’s your style-radar faring this Wednesday? Surely you’re hip to the hottest fashion to be unveiled this week … but have you given some attention to horsey hairstyles and designer eyeballs? How about the sexiest trash to hit museum floors this season? Or the maternal Material Girl’s all-too-attractive goodwill? Tune in to today’s sassy headlines. You deserve the break.
- For you equine-loving fans of fashion. An all-too-common breed, no?
- Two more down, 46 to go.
- Chivalry? Or bribery? (Or the primate oldest profession …?)
- Obama’s cool-off plan.
- More rare than cicadas. A Jewish prayer 28 years worth waiting for.
- Fair or not? I do love a world of options.
- Behold the Eyeborg.
- Despite disappointment, Madonna channels her goodwill to her family’s homeland.
- Trashy museum all the rage.
- Big Apple = Homoheaven!
