Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! Or afternoon … or happy hour at your local pub. Whatever your schedule on this St. Paddy’s Day, we’re bombarding you with green news — from the environmental variety to the emerald-toned sort. Drop some f-bombs and switch of the lights, as we bring you Briefy good stuff in lieu of shamrocks. Now go soak up a little luck o’ the Irish.
- Take your green beer and vitamins. I hear “Irish Fever” is going around.
- Ranters and ravers (and clover smugglers) droppin’ some shamrock knowledge.
- In the absence of retail therapy, profanity therapy will do.
- Have you hedged your bets on the office pool yet?
- I’m fl*cking my lights off. (Are you?)
- Right whale baby boom.
- Tip-off for the “cool” amongst us: Laser-powered is the new hydrogen-powered. Get with the times.
- The Wizard turns 70. Secrets galore, unlocked here.
- China is taking carbon-reducing baby steps.
- Text-messaging trash cans. Even our garbage is getting tech-savvy.